Lame Old Times (Variation One)

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Lame Old Times (to be sung to the tune of Auld Lang Syne)

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Chorus.

And to Lame Old Times, my cuppa forgetfulness,
To Lame Old Times,
We’ll take a cuppa forget-all-this,
To Lame Old Times.

1.
Should Lame Old Times be forgot,
Whatever! Don’t Remind!
Should John, Michael, Mark and Tiger be forgot,
And dalliances of Lame Old Times.

2.
Should we the cheating stop,
And never be adulterously employed.
Should cheating mistresses be forgot,
And wedding vows & rear windows destroyed,

3.
We have had fun enough
To give us laughing fits all the year;
With all the hush money spent
When the going gave some a little fear.

4.
We’ve tivoed ev’ry minute on The Soup
And chuckled at jesters fine;
Stephen, Keith and the great Jon Stewart
Then with Dave we would unwind.

5.
And there’s the rub good friend mine,
They’ve given and received grief;
Thinking that’s the end of troubling time
And jesting and jeering about Lame Old Times.