Turdshiner-in-Chief

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Turdshiner-in-Chief: Not entirely our term, but building on the brilliant John Stewart's and TDS's presentation of 11/17/09, "Submission Accomplished". (1) Suggested nickname for any president that has to 'pick up and shine' the turds left behind by the previous administration for public or diplomatic review. (As always, Aasif Mandvi gives a hilarious, manic performance). (2) The real job of any next new presidential administration.

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OPOD, SPOD and O-FLOD for Sunday, May 17, 2009

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SPOD

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2009/05/spod.html

OPOD / I-POD / F-POD

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2009/05/o-pod-or-i-pod-or-f-pod.html

Barack Obama

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barack_Obama


OFLOD / I-FLOD / F-FLOD

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2009/05/o-flod-or-i-flod-or-f-flod.html

Michelle Obama


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michelle_Obama

"Psycho Donuts" grabbing unwanted attention - News- msnbc.com

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30707151/

Protesters object to donut shop

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George W. Bush Meets/Courts Zero Percent Job Approval Rating

President George W. Bush Finally Meets/Courts Zero Percent Job Approval Rating!...

Zero Percent Job Approval Rating ("ZePJAR" see also the Anti-Zen Dictionary: http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2007/06/zepjar.html): "Bushie! I just wanted to stop and say 'Heckuva job you're doing, man!'".

George W. Bush to ZePJAR: "Aw shucks, it's nothing. Why heck, I've been courting you for a long time anyway! It was only time before we finally got together"!

ZePJAR: "'Fraid so, Bushie, 'fraid so!...It was, after all, inevitable. But heck, you're still the sitting president. So tell me, are you gonna dump Gonzalez finally...or Cheney"!?

Bush: "Well, I'm having some problems with that...a man with a zero percent approval rating doesn't really have anything to lose, does he"?

ZePJAR: "That IS A FACTil! (See the Anti-Zen Dictionary: http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2007/06/factil.html). You done hit it right on the head, Bushie baby"!

Bush: "Anyway, aren't you like mathematically impossible, or something like that? Statistically speaking, aren't you just an arse-symtote, or something like that"?

ZePJAR: " That's asymptote, Bushie. And no, I don't think a zero percent job approval rating in any scientifically run poll is out of the question. Congratulations! You made it! Now, about this Iran thing..."