"I have a beautiful gold watch for you..." exclaimed King Zog...
"Oh! Thank you very much!", replied George W. Bush!
"I will sell it to you for $ 20,000 American!", said Zog.
'Oh, but, that's clearly my watch, you see it's engraved on the back "Political Leader and Savior of the Free World and Democracy"!'
"Come, come..." replied the King, "that could be anybody, the Pope, Steven Colbert, or even Bill Clinton!"
"Oh, oh yeah..." replied Bush..."that Steven Colbert is one heckuva fella. Reminds me of myself".
"Hey, what's this?!" Said Bush, as he tripped over a suitcase. "Man, that thing's really heavy! What's in it"? Asked the leader of the free world.
"Oh, that's just gold..." replied King Zog.
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