Sunday, January 31, 2010

Spray-On Principles?

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Spray-On Principles?: John, now you're using Spray-On Principles just like Spray-On Tan? And, you weren't implying that your opposition has no principles, were you John? John, we think you just spray-tanned yourself into the proverbial corner.


Thursday, January 28, 2010

The "I Won't Quit" State of the Union Address?

Our Main Man gave it up last night. And we're already reeling with our heads spinning from what was said, what was left out and what was what. We should have expected that much. Instead, we expected elegant, polished, smooth oratory. We think we got that... We expected Pericles or at least Cicero. Not so much. We expected Mario Cuomo and FDR and Norman Schwarzkopf. Ehhh, maybe not so much. Still, we thought he was the silver-tongued, he was our 'velvet fog'. Therefore, we still think we caught a whiff o' populism. Just a little.

Somehow, in our very confused tiny little heads, the phrase "Don't Quit!" morphed into "I Won't Quit"! Which was it again? Was that a very subliminal jab at a certain politico? We don't know if anybody else caught it yet. Rachel, what about you? You're pretty savvy and pithy. Yes, we admit we saw the coverage on MSNBC with their crew of Keith-O, Chris & Rach. We admit we're biased. We basically like them. But we like Joe Scarborough, too. (Note: Joe contacted us briefly on Twitter, yesterday - so did Joan Walsh...).

Or should be called the "Get It Done!" speech? We don't know. Shades of Larry the Cable Guy, God help us...

No comments - that we know of - on this historic speech and some of the things that were apparently said the first time at an SOTU. Like, "Madame Speaker, the President of the United States"... first time, wasn't it? No comments? We thought it was pretty special. We thought some of the things said by Our Main Man were pretty special too.

We did expect special things to come out...as well as platitudes. We weren't disappointed...oh well. But, mostly, they were lofty. Some hit the ground with a thud. Don't get us wrong, we love Our Main Man. We would follow him to hell and back. Which could have happened even in his first year. He pointed out (we thought correctly) how hellish things could have been if not for the hated bailout. Hellish, we say. But, again, we find he is preaching to our choir. Sorry.

Yes, he said that. He hated the bailout, we all hated the bailout (except the banks). Sometimes, hate can be refreshing. It wasn't easy. Popular as a root canal, he said. But, do what is necessary and not popular (in that job). That's where he proposed The Fee. The Fee on the biggest banks to pay back the taxpayers who bailed them out in their time of need. Now that was popular and it got a thunderous applause. If not for the bailout, 2 million working Americans would have become unemployed. Hellish.

Jobs are our #1 PRIORITY. (No, not Steve...although Steve does make products that give people jobs...credit where credit is due and all that...). Calling for New Jobs Bill that night. Thunderous Applause. True engine of job creation will always be American business. Short loud applause. Starting with small businesses, entrepreneurs, where most jobs start. Main Man said 30 bn in repayments to go to Community Banks to keep these businesses afloat. So that they can hire new workers or raise wages. And to eliminate the Cap Gain Tax on all small businesses. To applause.

Which seemed to let him segue seamlessly into the next topic and the next and the next... The next of which he stated putting Americans to work today on the future infrastructure. And he related more of the same to thunderous applause, mostly.

We kept taking notes. We had our heads buried in our notebooks and barely saw the speech. 11 pages of notes...we felt like were in lecture hall...Geez, this is like homework. But, our love saw us through.

Then a bold statement on how we have lost 7 million jobs and therefore long-term growth has to be addressed. We're inclined to agree. "How long should we wait?! (clapping) Washington told us to wait 2 decades. China, Germany and India are not waiting... I do not accept second place for the USA!" To cheers and thunderous applause. Oh, he's preaching to the choir, again. Keep it up.

Financial reform talk then led into section on encouraging American innovation and investment. How energy is the right thing. Need to create more for more production. Yeah, that was making sense... Need safe clean nuclear plants...Huh, What?...clean coal...Huh, what? Excuse us, but wasn't "No Nukes" the rallying cry of the liberal movement some years ago? Was he talking fission or fusion? Big difference. Clean coal? Have you ever seen what a broken coal ash pond can do? Biofuels and offshore development? A Dem wants offshore development...and no tax breaks for Big Oil? Hmmmm...

Got to develop that National Export and Initiative and Control. Won't that usurp NAFTA and Fast Track? You know, products of the Clinton Administration? Hmmmm.... But, he did say that we could lose our chance to create jobs. One Administration Zigs, the other Zags. Just like the economy.... Hmmmm....

That moves us further into Education Reform - the finance reform part of which sounded really good. Increase people's value of their homes. Yes. Relieve the Middle Class Econonmic Burden. Yes. Which is why we still need Health Care Reform. Ha! Gotcha! Whew! He managed to swing back to Health Care Reform - our linchpin for the whole economy and recession and jobs and everything. Hmmmm....

Mario Cuomo-like line: "I won't walk away from the American people and neither should these people in this chamber!".

Swipe at the Dubya Administration: "In 2000 we had a $ 2bn Surplus - now we have a (huge) deficit, 2 wars, a hole in the budget, a recession and more before I walked in the door!". And today (updated Friday, Jan 29, 2009) it was announced that the GDP grew 6% and Obama announced a $ 33Bn taxcredit/jobs growth bill. Equals GOP = SOL and 7 more years of economic growth and President Obama! Hooray!



We've run out of time...except for Mitch McConnell. They say he was giggling like a walleyed country school girl at her first barn dance all the time. The politics of division. The politics of destruction. Keep it up Mitch, you want to divide the nation? Remember that thing called the Civil War?

Since the SOTU, several political pundits have weighed in on some of the boorish behavior observed by all during the speech. Most notably: Sour Justice on Countdown, Jon Alter on Countdown on GOP FAIL to support Main St and RachelBrilliant: Obama SOTU Shows GOP United Against Mainstreet. Since Rach, Jon Alter and Keith-O have been kind enough to point out this boorish and possibly destructive behavior. Its raised one or two more points with us about all this GOPpish "behavior".

To the GOPs; you didn't look unified by the way, the DEMS looked unified. You didn't look passionate about your "cause", look like freshly made up cadavers stolen from a local funeral home. The DEMS looked joyous, you looked like you had all just croaked. Except that one official mouthing words about Obama's comments on the judiciary. Well, when you enter into the political arena with your 'judgements' you should expect to be politicized. We're sorry Ms. Ginsburg had to be subjected to this, she is one of our favorites. Just remember, if Hugo Chavez gets his candidate elected to US office(s) after you ditched that law in question, you may not be doing any judicial work...at least in the US...

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Friday, January 22, 2010

Phegmodium

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Phlegmodium: The unfortunate portmanteau of phlegm and a popular OTC diarrhea drug. Suggested medication for mouth diarrhea, lipfarts and certain politicians.
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Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Nude Man Cosmo Girl Model Guy or Senator Nudeman


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You mean the nude man model won?! Awwww, mannn...there goes my healthcare!
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Updated/Revised: Thursday, January 21, 2010

Hope! - Das Obama Musical


Hope! - Das Obama Musical: These good folks in Frankfurt have turned our president's life into a musical.
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Now if only we could get some audio of Tom Hanks saying, "Hah...Hahhhh... Those crazy Germans..." Please Mr. Hanks, we're begging you...

Friday, January 15, 2010

MegaDisaster and Obama's Heroes

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MegaDisaster and Obama’s Heroes: We think the Haiti 2010 Earthquake qualifies as what one could call a MegaDisaster. And the USA is right there with them. Fortunately, this is not turning into the debacle like the one we had with Katrina. Yes, its just taken literally two days for aid from the US - and all corners of the world - to land in Haiti.

The last three sentences of this paragraph have changed since we last posted. We did not want to appear ghoulish, but we thought the destruction of Haiti would reach a level of 200,000 fatalities, comparable to the 2004 Tsuanmi. Though this disaster does not (so far...we hope and pray...) present the loss of life as seen in the 2004 Tsunami. The loss of life is striking when you consider that it might be the equivalent of your hometown; like Grand Rapids, Des Moines, Boise, Yonkers, Modesto, Irvine, Fremont and on...passing in one day. Or 6.7 million US citizens passed in one day. Now that should give you some perspective on the current disaster...








Worse and sorry to say, this is only the first disaster of the decade. Is the next one happening now in Caracas? Having just been struck (close by) by a magnitude 5.7 earthquake. Or the magnitude 4.0 earthquake that struck Oklahoma about 9:18 AM today. Oklahoma?? Brings one closer to Haiti's woes, doesn't it?








Again, US Aid and others are mobilizing aid to Haiti. Which reminds us, our hero, Barack Obama, really did deserve that Nobel Peace Prize - didn't he? He wasted very little time in the Haitian call for aid. Shame, shame... Yes, the people mobilizing the aid effort and the people transporting the aid and themselves to Haiti are now heroes. You might disagree (like Rush...but, Rush has done some good things...), but some of them are Obama's Heroes. But, apparently, there were warnings...








And there should be wasting no time in getting aid and resources to a country like Haiti (or any other in desperate circumstances...). For god's sake, some of the poor folks have to live on dirt. They actually make cookies out of mostly dirt (which are bought and sold, for God's sake...) and they call them bon bon terre. They might throw in a little sugar, flour and some stuff that is actually edible. Haiti was a horrible economic and ecological disaster before the quake.








So why should you contribute and make that donation? Selfishness. That's right - selfishness. Because if you don't, they will have to leave their homes in Haiti and move in right next door to you. That's right. And, the image of one dead child should move anyone to tears.








And if the dead are left unburied, they will have to leave. Before the disease sets in. Diseases like typhus and cholera and God help them.





FOM: Haiti quake toll 'may be 200,000'

U.S. providing relief to Haiti

US Stands with Haiti (COUNTDOWN MSNBC)

http://antizendictionary.blogspot.com/2009/10/instant-peace-prize-or-10-day-prize.html
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mega_Disasters
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_Haiti_earthquake
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_tsunami
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katrina_Hurricane
http://worldfocus.org/blog/2009/02/19/dirt-poor-haitians-eat-cookies-made-of-mud/4120/
http://worldfocus.org/blog/2010/01/14/us-prepares-to-launch-100-million-aid-effort-to-haiti/9242/
http://worldfocus.org/
Looting in Haiti
Scientists warned Haiti officials of quake in '08
Burying Haiti’s Dead
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Colonel Hank


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Colonel Hank:
http://bit.ly/82lXwc The unfortunate conflation of Hank Paulson and Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes). Colonel Hank to Geithner: Tim! Timmmm!!!


Sergeant McSchultz or John McSchultz


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Sergeant McSchultz http://bit.ly/4P0qFJ The unfortunate conflation of John McCain with the late, great John Banner's portrayal of Sergeant Schultz (Hogan's Heroes). The Media: Mr. McCain/McSchultz, what can you tell us about the vetting of Sarah Palin as your VP candidate '08? Sergeant McSchultz: I know nussink! Nussink!
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Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Coffetalk with Bill (or Bill Richman?)


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Coffeetalk with Bill (or Bill Richman) http://bit.ly/56kXRn The somewhat disturbing conflation of Linda Richman and Bill Clinton. Like shades of Coffee Talk with Linda Richman, Big Bill and colleagues allegedly discuss having Obama getting coffee for them? We wonder, would he (Obama?) have peed in it?
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Queen of Heartburn


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Queen of Heartburn http://bit.ly/5F4NKn "Off With Their Heads!" Queen Hilary might have shrieked, as the Queen of Heartburn, post-election 2008. Just like the Queen of Hearts. Allegedly lobbing an ashtray at Big Bill's head (Monica Lewinsky scandal...).
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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox

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The Fantastic Ms/Mrs Fox http://bit.ly/6mCVYn The unfortunate conceptual amalgam of Fantastic Mr. Fox, Fox News and a certain Ms/Mrs. Palin. She doesn't know North Korea from the South. She's a feminist and she's not. Can't say which newspapers she reads and doesn't read. What gives? But she knows dem GOPers from the Dems! Fox News: You're Hired! Pretty foxy, huh?
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Brer Reid and the (Teflon?) Tar Baby

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Brer Reid and the (Teflon?) Tar Baby http://bit.ly/4ZMWzv Brother (Brer Reid) Reid seems to have tripped on a tar baby in his speech and thought. Can President Obama manage to separate the two? Or will the legend of the inseparable tar baby remain true to form? Just ask the Rev Al and a few other folk.
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FOM: Obama: Reid always on 'right side of history', Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby and Game Change (The Book Wikilink)

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Monday, January 11, 2010

NineEleven Denial or 911 Denial


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NineEleven Denial or 911 Denial: Is a topic we'd much rather not talk about, but its out there. And its being pandered and bandied about by none other than the likes of...Rudy Giuliani? Its making us sick. "America's Mayor" (remember all the video of him escorting people to safety during the 911 attacks?...) has downgraded himself into a GOP buffoon denying any terror took place under the Bush Administration's watch. Give us a break while we lean over and retch our liberal guts out (figuratively, of course).

Lawrence O'Donnell (filling in for Keith Olbermann on Countdown, we presume Keith's father is still ailing, but we don't know...we hope its something else...) ripped Big Rudy a new one by articulating one-by-one the terror acts that occurred on US soil under the Bushies' watch. We think Lawrence did a fine job of it. We were wondering if the IED attacks on our troops overseas should be included. (From our point of view, the Bushies' are directly responsible for any/all IED casualties...) Not sure if they missed it or not, but lets not forget the Virginia Tech massacre, either. Was the VTM a terrorist event? Oh, we think so - just ask the survivors if they felt terrorized or not. We're sure most of the victims felt terror. Dumb question. Dumb.


Not to belabor the point...just how dumb is the GOP? Or, more pointedly, how dumb are we? Is our collective memory so short, our collective consciousness so stunted that we really have forgotten all of the atrocities that have gone before the Detroit Terror Attack of Christmas 2009? In essence, 911 Denial is really an attack on the intelligence of the American people. Worse, its also a back-handed slap-in-the-face to any and all of the survivors of these terrorist events.In the longer, larger view, its really a back-handed slap to all atrocity survivors in the temporal community.


We're not just talking Holocaust Denial, but forgetting about Andersonville (not the town, the Civil War POW camp in that locale), Darfur and many, many others. Some of which, shamefully, have been forgotten. Of course, Holocaust Denial is illegal in many European countries. And it should be illegal in the good ol' USA, too. As a matter of fact, such denials as 911 Denial should be illegal in the good ol' USA, too. Which should tell you just how heinous we think it is to promote, mention 911 Denial in the name of GOP politics. It is despicable.


Which leads to speculation - what if the Bushies had made 911 Denial illegal? They probably did not even think of making it into law. (911 Denial does not appear in the Wikipedia, by the way...). Now if it ever does pass into law, would they (the GOP, and their ilk...) ignore the law and continue campaigning under this ridiculous and offensive banner? We're guessing...yes. Is it more disturbing that we think they would or that they would?


Which is a banner they've yet to flout. We have to try to see all points of view. So, we're guessing that Big Rudy and some of the others are implying that there was no terrorist event during the Bushie era....because no law was passed to make the denial illegal. From that point of view, they are right. We say, lets prove them wrong, and make 911 Denial illegal. Of course, the Obama administration does have its hands full. And most Americans are more concerned about putting some damn food on the table and getting the rent paid. And, some of us do have short memories. Because, we've got to get that damn food on the table and more...


Which is why it is the media's job to play "Gotcha" and trip up the buffoons who espouse lip-farts like 911 Denial. Come on George! What's with you man! But, its wrong to lay the blame solely on George. He's only human. He should have caught it, he booted it, and he apologized. Man up. And don't play any favorites. If you have to play the "Gotcha" game, give it to everybody. Brother Michael, Sister Sarah, oh, and Harry just got tripped up too! The media is very good at the game when it concerns a sex scandal and our politicians...or a pro athlete...or a pro golfer... You see, its hard to focus on some things other than a good old sex scandal. But it sells. 911 Denial didn't have to sell itself...until now.


Aside from all this: We like the way Lawrence handled the show on Friday night (1/8/09). We just wish he would pick up the "Worst Person In The World" Torch. Then we would love him. Whoever replaces Keith (and he won't be on the show forever...) we hope they pick up that WPW Torch.

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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Two (and More) Contemporary American Heroines

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This post is mainly about two contemporary American heroines. We recently "discovered" Carmen Reinhart and Barbara Berg giving talks about their very serious work on C-Span's great weekend service: BookTV http://www.booktv.org/.





We encountered Professor Reinhart who co-authored (with Co-Author Kenneth S. Rogoff) speaking on the book: This Time Is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly. This is not a book review, as we have not read the book - yet. It is on our list. We are very grateful to Ms. Reinhart for a very enlightening talk about the book and its subject.





For the first time, we feel that we can begin to understand the true nature and cause(s) of the current economic crisis. Seems boom-and-bust cycles are just "natural" in any human-based economy. When times are good, even good people turn greedy and corrupt. This fuels risk - except this time was different because of the overt risks that were taken. Warnings were sounded but largely ignored by our Fed and Mr. Greenspan. The authors found that financial risks are always associated with financial crises. Hence, we have our current crisis.





Will we come out of this one soon - or at all? Not so fast... Ms. Reinhart could not answer that one, but made it clear that more work and management are required to beat down this financial dragon. Unfortunately, we do not see Messrs. Geithner nor Summers as the twin St. George's to defeat this monster. Nor do we have much faith in St. Ben. St. Barry himself will probably have to pick up Excalibur and chop off the head of the problem.





What head, where, has to be lobbed off? The toxic assets, of course. These need to be taken off the accounting books in order to get back to a "normal" state of lending and business. But, corporations are usually chagrined and horrified to write these things off and throw them in the landfill and call these things a loss.





It might all be part of the economic pendulum. Until recently, it has swung in the direction of deregulation. Soon, it may have to swing back the direction of regulation. 10% of us (the unemployed, which is probably really closer to 25%...) think this pendulum needs to get moving again, probably toward the big red "R". Which we know a lot of people are going to have problems with. The people in power. Come on, you know who you are. We don't want to hurt you. But, when you see food riots occurring here on Main Street, don't say we didn't tell you so... Just stay out of the way...





Which leads us to Dr. Berg and her great talk about her book: Sexism in America: Alive, Well, and Ruining Our Future. The connection between the two books should become clear to you later. Don't worry about that now. Again, this is not a book review as we have not yet read the book - yet. Its on our list. (We just hope our local library has the book, they usually don't - its actually a fairly bad library...).





We were shocked and stunned into silence (like much of her audience) by Dr. Berg's very intense talk and research. Dr. Berg - in a very short time, by the way - provided several shocking examples of the fact that sexism is alive - and growing - right here on Main Street. We're going to try to provide some of these from memory. We apologize in advance for any errors - we offer this humbly in earnest.





500 female US troops are raped every year by their comrades. 800 female current troops (did that include veterans? Sorry, we are not sure) are currently homeless and suffering from PTSD. Women are still losing their jobs due to pregnancy even though it is strictly illegal.





There is also a quite staggering difference in how women are treated medically. Dr. Berg cited the case of a friend of hers who was quite clearly suffering from disease. Her doctor repeatedly kept telling her that there was nothing wrong with her. Eventually, she did suffer a heart attack and collapsed on the floor. Fortunately, her husband was late and discovered her while exiting the bathroom. What was the doctor's problem? The doctor was observing for male symptoms. Yes, things are shockingly different for the female in our society.





The most stunning thing revealed? Oh, something like 14 million American families are receiving food assistance. And, most of these are headed by women. The biggest problem for these women is how to deal with the food budget and the other economic choices for their limited funds. Remember we said something about food riots?





And, we believe that the problem is growing. Since the Reagan Administration, women's issues have been massively defunded. The obvious effects were discussed (above) by Dr. Berg. With the war in Afghanistan not stopping, we believe more troops (men and women) are in danger of the issues cited above as well as others. More American families are going to go hungry.





We think we can predict the closure of some of your local grocery stores. Not due to lack of business - but by angry, hunger-crazed mobs if this thing is allowed to spiral - silently - out of control. This is all related to something called food security. Now - that's a real problem.





Somewhere along the line, somebody had to mention the 2012 Meme. Perhaps there really is going to be some catastrophe. Perhaps both talks by Dr. Reinhart and Dr. Berg point to that.





How to help? Keep supporting programs like WIC and Food Stamps. Make that donation to your place of worship or the Salvation Army. The Goodfellows also do a good job in our town. For the holidays, our local Salvation Army was offering frozen turkeys and frozen chicken - along with other food assistance. And write off those toxic assets.





FOM: BookTV http://www.booktv.org/

This Time Is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly Carmen Reinhart
Professor Carmen M. Reinhart’s Website
Carmen Reinhart Wikipedia Link
Amazon's Carmen M. Reinhart Page
Co-Author Kenneth S. Rogoff

Amazon Link to the Book

Google Preview of the Book

Sexism in America: Alive, Well, and Ruining Our Future Barbara Berg
Barbara J. Berg Website
Amazon Link to Dr. Berg’s Book
Google Preview of the Book
2012 Meme





Honorable Mention also to:





After Words: Nomi Prins, author of "It Takes a Pillage" interviewed by Sen. Bernie Sanders (For some reason, we found the Honorable Sanders microphone problems very annoying...)
After Words: Jane Goodall, author of "Hope for Animals and Their World" interviewed by John Nielsen (Not yet viewed - of course, Jane Goodall is a heroine to many...)
Hoodwinked: An Economic Hit Man Reveals Why the World Financial Markets Imploded - and What We Need to Do to Remake Them John Perkins (Not yet viewed)